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call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me
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just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”
and I was like “……oh”
and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”
and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn’t know what to say after that, so I was just like “it’s a cool dog” and kept walking
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*looking around scared*
do the people on tumblr know that im high?
fuuuyck are you sure? shittttt. fuck
what? i cant quite hear you. you have to swim up so i can hear you
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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
…
(via dyingstarinajar)
being a trekkie like 😌 yes i love star trek. not this episode. not this one. yes. no. 😌
like an emperor being a fan of gladiators
(via cptnhsulu)
i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs
(via dyingstarinajar)
the pharmacy switching up your meds to a different shape and color will be a criminal offense in my new country full of autistic people
Yea I stand for the flag
(via dyingstarinajar)
Peeing
Again with this
are you mad at me?
Knock it off
Huh, must’ve been the wind.
(via sodom-hussein)
companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it’s not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭
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One of the interchangeable ghouls running in 2024 is talking up his plan to tie voting rights to passing a civics test & it’s amazing watching people discuss this in neutral terms
A lot of the response to this is “oh, that’s great, next let’s restore civics education in schools”, but the entire point is that they’re not going to improve civics education. The age range gives a hint: this is a ploy to disenfranchise young voters, by, presumably, demanding they pass a test the state won’t train them for in order to get rights granted by the states. It’s like saying “oh, yes, literacy tests for voting makes sense, it’ll really inspire the South to educate black people”. It uh. Didn’t. And I think many of the people agreeing know that and support it bc it’s disenfranchising, but some seem to just agree bc it’s “COMMON SENSE” and they’re not digging any deeper?
This would be a civics test authored by a far right administration, to be clear. The tests we give immigrants are already propagandistic nonsense, imagine that in the hands of the “slavery taught people valuable skills” crowd
Also, his amendment would allow young people who can’t pass the test to vote if they join the military. This is a “service guarantees citizenship” amendment
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if you want art made by weirdos again you’re gonna have to accept that some of those weirdos will be non palatable to you
Is pissditching like dingdong ditching except you piss on somebody’s front door until they show up with a firearm to make you stop?
pissditching is when you pee in the butt
Fair enough. Have a worse day.
(via sodom-hussein)
Cod lobby or whatever. I don’t know, I don’t play multiplayer shooters.
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